Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear (insert name of loved one here), happy birthday to you!Everyone has a birthday, which means every single person you know should be celebrated some time throughout the year. OK, that may be a bit excessive. But still, there are plenty of people worth topping a cake with candles for!
Birthdays can be tricky, because, as we said, everyone has one! Add a clever message to make your card feel even more personal and unique.
Here’s a list of LOL-worthy ways to let the people in your life know you remembered (and celebrated) their birthday with a smile! Whether you want to make a family member, a friend, a romantic partner, or a colleague giggle, we promise we’ve covered all bases with the funny birthday card messages below!
Funny Birthday Messages to Mom
- Mom, all of my quirks come from you, but I wouldn’t have it any other way! Happy Birthday!
- Moth - er: (noun) Cheap therapist and best friend. Happy Birthday Mother!
- Happy Birthday to a mum who has the best son/daughter in the whole wide world!
- I got it from my Mama: Total awesomeness!
Happy Birthday, Mom! Thanks for your unending support & the good looks! I don't know what I'd do without you!
- Sound the A-llama! Today we're celebrating Mama! Thank you for being the most fun-loving & compassionate person in my life. You're the best!
Funny Birthday Messages to Dad
- I think being your child is gift enough. You lucked out! Happy Birthday Dad!
- Happy Birthday Dad! May you catch all of the fish, drink all of the beer, and do whatever else dads do!
- Dad, thanks for sharing your DNA. Now we’re both amazing!
- I don't need to make jokes about your age on your birthday now. I mean, it's honestly not even funny anymore! Happy birthday, old man.
- Hey dad, today's going to be great! It's not your father's birthday party if you know what I mean. It's mine! Get it? (I think I've got the dad jokes down!)
- Cheers to you, Dad! Happy Beer-th Day! Drink one for me.
Funny Birthday Messages to Brother/Sister
- Happy Birthday sis! Thanks for finally growing out of that annoying stage you had.
- Even if you weren't my only sister, you’d probably still be my favorite! Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday bro! Don’t forget, I’ll always be there when you fall to pick you back up again — but only after I finish laughing!
- Happy Birthday to the World’s Most Okay-est Brother! Love you lots!
- Happy birthday & congratulations! You're the oldest you've ever been, and that's quite an achievement.
Funny Birthday Messages to Step Mom/Dad/Sibling
- Happy Birthday to my wicked-ly cool stepmom!
- I’m so glad you stepped into my life! Happy Birthday Dad!
- Happy Birthday to my brother from another mother!
- Happy Birthday to my sister from another mister!
Funny Birthday Messages to Aunt/Uncle
- 9 out of 10 women get their awesomeness from their aunt! Happy Birthday Auntie!
- Aunt, you glad I didn’t forget your birthday this year?
- Happy Birthday! Thanks for fulfilling your prophecy as the Fun Uncle!
- You, sir, are one awesome uncle. Three cheers for awesome uncles! Hip Hip Hooray!
Funny Birthday Messages to Grandma/Grandpa
- The world needs more sweet grandmothers like you. Grandchildren can’t spoil themselves!
- Grandma, you are wonderful. Thanks for always giving me those things that mom said I couldn't have!
- I love how we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite grandkid and you're my favorite grandpa. Happy Birthday to you on your special day!
- It's scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer. Grandpa, look at you go!
- You're not old, you're classic! Happy Birthday Grandpa!
Funny Birthday Messages to Husband/Wife/Boyfriend/Girlfriend
- There are no candles on your cake this year because all of your wishes came true the day you met me!
- I would walk through fire for you! Maybe not fire, that sounds dangerous, but a really humid room. Maybe a mildly humid room because of my hair. Anyway, I love you very much. Happy birthday!
- I like your face! Happy Birthday!
- Okay, you win! I got you a super special, limited-edition, present. Surprise! It’s me.
- Funny, intelligent, and smokin' hot. Oops, enough about me! Happy Birthday!
- Make any wish; it's your birthday! But what more could you need? You have me. Just kidding, I hope all your birthday wishes come true!
- In the words of Dwight Schrute, "I just wanna be friends plus a little extra. Also, I love you!" Thanks for being my best friend and more. The Birthday Dundie award goes to you!
Funny Birthday Messages to Co-Worker
- Wooo free cake at work! Oh, and Happy Birthday to you!
- I remembered your birthday! (Without looking on Facebook!)
- Singing Happy Birthday is the most work I’ve done all week!
- Happy Birthday to one of the few people I can somehow tolerate daily!
Funny Birthday Messages to Boss
- Boss, in honor of your birthday we’re all taking the day off to celebrate!
- You’re not the boss of me! Okay fine. Whatever. Happy Birthday!
- 2 Things to Remember on Your Birthday: 1) Forget the past - you can’t change it. 2) Forget the present. I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday!
- Cheers to getting old — like a boss!
Funny Birthday Messages to Best Friend
- Today is all about you! And I could go on for hours and hours...
- We will be friends forever! You know me too much already. Happy Birthday!
- Age and glasses of wine: Two things that shouldn't be counted today.
- We’ve been friends for so long that I can’t even remember which one of us is the bad influence. Happy Birthday!
I knew it was your birthday before Facebook even told me. You must be pretty special!
- Good news: you're another year older! Bad news: It's all downhill from here. Happy birthday, I think? :)
- Go, go, go, bestie, it's your birthday! We gonna party... Oops, got a little carried away! Here's to birthday celebrations past & present!
Funny Birthday Messages to the Barista You Know Too Well
- Words can’t espresso how much your friendship beans to me!
- If you ever doubt yourself, just remember, BREW CAN DO IT! Happy Birthday!
- Thanks a latte for making a killer cup of coffee! Happy Birthday!
- I’ll give it my best shot to always make room for you in my morning routine! Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Messages to Roommate
- I’m glad you were born. My life would be totally boring without you!
- Happy Birthday! You’re not old, but you’re not getting any younger!
- Please wash your dishes. Happy Birthday! Love, Your (sometimes irritated) roommate
- I would swim across the ocean for you! (Just kidding. There’s probably sharks in there. But it’s the thought that counts.)
Funny Birthday Messages to Dog/Cat/Other Pet Owner
- I hope you have a paw-some barkday! I will always woof you!
- Wishing this cool cat a purr-fect birthday full of mice, scratches, and naps.
- Hoppy Birthday little Bun! Don't forget that somebunny loves you!
- Who's ready to purr-ty?!
Birthday Jokes for Kids
- What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday? It's roar birthday! Have a WILD birthday.
- Why did the cupcake go to the doctor's office? It was feeling crumby.
- Did the teddy bear want cake on his birthday? No, he was stuffed.
- What kind of cake do ghosts like? I Scream Cake.
- What does a turtle do on its birthday? Shell-ebrates.
Every kid loves a silly birthday joke! And while kids don’t always appreciate a heartfelt message in a beautiful birthday card, they sure do love a fun pop-up! Browse our Kids Cards Selection to find out more.
Birthday Jokes for Adults
- Why do candles love birthdays? They like to get lit.
- How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish the moment!
- How do you know you’re getting old? You start to complain about "the kids these days’’!
- The party don’t start…until you walk in!
- What did the grape say to the guests at his birthday party? Eat, drink and be berry.
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50th Birthday Jokes
- You're not old, you're just vintage.
- What do you and a dinosaur have in common? You’re both prehistoric!
- You’re aging like a fine wine, so let’s celebrate with a big glass of it!
- Are you a relic stuck in time? Because you never age!
- You may be a bit of an old fart, but you smell pretty fresh to me!
There’s nothing like a funny birthday card to make your loved one chuckle! And we have just the one - our Happy Birthday to an Old Fart Pop-Up Card always guarantees a laugh.
Dad Birthday Jokes
- Some people never grow up. You are one of them. Ask mom if you don't believe me!
- Dad, you’re like my personal driver and bank account all rolled into one person. That’s why I love you! Happy birthday.
- Another year, You’re not old, you’re just like your favorite car - a timeless classic!
Corny Birthday Jokes
- What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music!
- What do monsters serve at their birthday parties? I scream cake.
- Did you hear about the birthday candle sale? It was a big blowout!
- Why couldn’t the pony sing happy birthday? He was feeling a little hoarse.
- How can you tell if a birthday cake is sad? If it’s in tiers
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